belarusian alarm clock
it is when you wake up in the morning with lots of kisses from the great girl that hugged you the whole night, after having very few hours of sleep, because you had very much s-x the night before. despite the fact that you are almost dead and all you want to do in the world is sleep, belarusian alarm clock gives you an awesome feeling that wakes your entire body up.
this morning i had the best alarm clock – the belarusian one!
i miss a belarusian alarm clock so much!
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