belasian
a hybrid of ‘belligerent’ and ‘asian,’ the word belasian refers to people from the orient with a serious weakness for alcohol and a penchant for attention seeking excess. usually the person’s actual name is forgotten and permanently replaced with this affectionate pseudonym, as in, “hey, belasian, p-ss the sauce.” generally well liked, friendly, and the life of the party; belasians thrive in their native habitats of grungy college bars, where they fulfill their instinctive and insatiable need to minger hunt.
“hey, belasian, quick land-sharking, we’re gonna play flip-cup”
“belasian, are you in there? i can’t see you for the rolls.”
“belasian, good to see you budy, how was rehab?”
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