Belgian biscuit


british. to quote the profanisaurus, ‘a vile and non-specific s-x act performed by the staff of a rub-a-tug shop’.

whatever it is it’s rarely heard outside of viz and, depending on exactly what you take it to mean, rarely seen either, thank christ.
i offered him a cleveland steamer and the filthy c-nt’s only asked if i do belgian biscuit.

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