Bellini Day
a holiday in celebration of the prophet bellini. many years ago, before the big traffic jam, a man named bellini went to the store to buy a jar of b-ttermilk. pausing to gaze at the majesty of an empty parking lot, bellini was struck by a rock and died. on the site of his death, a b-ttermilk tree miraculously sprouted.
this is going to be the best bellini day ever!!!
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