belly-job
a fat girl uses her bellyb-tton to hump the tip of a p-n-s. after finishing, the girl takes her finger, acquires some of the splooge, and gives you a milk mustache.
man, that belly-job she gave me was off the hook! -smiles with splooge on upper lip-
the act of a horizontally gifted woman (or man) tossing one off utilising her rolls of frankly disgusting fatty matter. alternatively, a fat b-tch making you c-m using her rolls of flab.
“oi b-tch, belly job, now!”
“your mum belly jobbed me last night”
“where does the c-m go in a belly job?”
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