bellybutton lubing
the act of lubricating the umbilical region in effort to reduce friction.
often bellyb-tton lubing is perfomed in preperation for a s-xual act for either men with very small p-n-ses or women with very large belly-b-ttons.
“i lubed up this belly b-tton and can’t wait to get in there”
“this ho got a belly so big after she had 12 kids i don’t even need to lubricate it”
“after many failed attempts at penatration due to sizing problems, they finally tried bellyb-tton lubing followed by b-ttonpunching. however, indulging in this act whilst taking v–gr- proved to be unwise. trying to explain to the ambulance crew why this man was attatched to her abdomen proved tricky”
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