Belt Clocker


a belt clocker is the urban term for cycling commuter. since normal clothes are worn during the commute a belt must be clocked approximately 45 degrees to normal to avoid gut pinch and hair pull while cycling.
two guys driving (1st guy) ” man i see that guy on his bike like every day ” (2nd guy) “yeah peep money’s steelo, he’s a belt clocker fo sho”

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