bemis


a name for the toilet on those sloppy drunken nights
“how was your friday night?”
“i spent most of the night with bemis”
a term used for creativity or lyrical/poetic storytelling, often fictional, but based on reality. or, to simply describe a musically talented chubby jew with a stubbly beard.
dude. i could smell the bemis brewing in this room from across the hall. let me read!!”
coolest dude ever…. ever.. ever ever.
hey where’s the bemis?
c-cky,famous,hot,gorgeous,perfect in every way,legit,or someone/something extraordinary.
omfg! that is so bemi,i love it.
i stupid word for p-n-s. used by people acting silly, or insulting one another.
hahaha, that b-tch loves the bemis!!!
oh my god, william is such a bemis!
the most horrible roomate ever!!
he is sooooo cruel to me.

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