Ben Burger
a hamburger made by ben hatley, often eaten near the end of summer and at the start of fall. often it is grilled on a lawn chair instead of a grill. ben burgers are so huge that they take up a bunch of sp-ce. they are often covered in tomatoes, peppers, and onions. you can’t get them anywhere else but oshawa, ontario. so if you’re looking for something good to eat at the end of summer, get a ben burger. and remember, ben hatley sent you!
ben: oh boy, looks like its ben burger time again!
liv: mmm, i love your ben burgers to death!
ben: they’re huge, aren’t they? one taste of this baby and you’ll be runnin’ for the benmobile. serious grease! (he’s laughing very hard – gut shaking)
sylvia: hey guys, are you two having a ben burger? i’ve never had one. what’s in it?
dan: whoah, these ben burgers are sweet! i’m dying to know the recipe.
ben: well, you take a hamburger and you set it out on the lawn chair. then, when its cooked on one side, you flip it over and you cook it on the back side. and then you put onions, tomatoes, and peppers on it. here, taste this!
dan: (he tastes it) oooh, this is good! thank you! (he gives one to sylvia)
sylvia: whoah, this is sweet! might be a little hard the abdominals. but this is crazy sweet. thank you!
ben: you’re welcome! thank liv too. she eats these. now, let’s h-t the benmobile. (he takes off jogging) see you there!
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