ben evans
the man that may not be the hottest guy livin’… but can kick everyone’s -ss in all of the different art types. he draws, paints, and gets the p-ssy on the first date.
girl 1: did you ever hear of the new ben evans in town?
girl 2: wait?! ben evans!!!
girl 1: yep, i’m looking for him, i’ll let him paint me naked
Read Also:
- carpet pole
a hairy p-n-s. she loved the c-ck so she took a ride on my carpet pole.
- plashed
totally spent up, broke, penurious, poor, br-ssick i can’t go out – totally plashed after the weekend.
- Morden
great district of outer london at the end of the northern line, just within the surrey post code zone. plays host to the genuinely stunning morden hall park, a huge and varied expanse of green sp-ce, complete with rivers, streams, historical mansions and a wondrous flower garden. morden hall park is run by the national […]
- neoporn
pieter’s favorite thing to look at before bed every night. 2am? drunk? time to find some neop-rn!
- two can drain that vein
just as two can play at that game, two can drain the vein of one’s backed up s-m-n. buffy: “did you hear lance challenged that more than one ho is needed to make him climax?” candy: “oh really? two can drain that vein!” buffy: “game on!”