Ben Turner
when you claim to be so drunk you don’t forget embarr-ssing and borderline illegal events from the night before despite hardly drinking atall and clearly being sober. for example, trying to rape a girl only to be punched in the face and left bleeding.
lots of love, carlos and clark xo
” ey?! i did not try to force this girl into s-x?! i don’t remember that? i don’t remember her battering me?! i was wrecked !! i had 4 cans ffs ! ”
” mate, i rate he’s trying to pull a ben turner here “
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