bench off the crap
a phrase used to tell someone to:
-be quiet
-give me nachos
-i like turtles
-your stupid
-ruby and sarah are good names for babies if you want hot children
-google it i dont give a sh-t
-i just farted and it smells so bad, need to lay off those nachos
-or used randomly in a sentance just to interrupt their conversation to annoy them
originally comes from the song “get your cr-p off the bench” by the small and not well known acapella group “ruby sarah and friends voice” but was changed while the perfomers sang the song whilst drunk.
person 1: ohhhh, i just got a text from..
person 2: bench off the cr-p, no one gives a sh-t
person 1: aw 🙁
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