bench that pussy


when a girl is awesome in bed but is annoying otherwise and she pushes your b-ttons and ya have to put her p-ssy on the bench for a while and not tap it.
sucks that she does not have a awesome personality to go with our bad-ss s-x life, hate to say it but i’m gonna have to back off for a while and bench that p-ssy.

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