Bender (soccer slang)


a player that tries too hard at school recess, and usually ends up with an ankle injury. when he is p-ssed the ball, he whiffs it completely and pulls a muscle.
legend: did you see him at break!? he got injured!
dude: haha what a bender (soccer slang)

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