the act of bending your d-ck while having a m-ssive b-n-r
“be careful when bending your paper. you don’t want to giver her a black eye.”
- toke it up
when people want to smoke a marijuana bowl. guy: “hey let’s toke it up? ” girl: “i’m down p-ss that shiet.” to start a blow of weed or joint etc. guy1 why r u just holdin it man guy2 i dont know guy1 than toke it up man guy2 ok
your beloved nickname for your cat that takes a sh-t every morning at the absolute worst time so that you get to enjoy the smell of their horrid stench throughout your morning routine but you still love them anyway so you call them kittensh-ttin. oh man, kittensh-ttin took a real bad one this morning. i […]
- pound coin
us brit’s currency albert: “give dat pound coin back skrub!” some1:”not until you bring me knickers back!”
when you work in customer service, and you either can’t or don’t want to help someone out. but then they push and push, until finally forcing you to help them. we couldn’t deploy the screensaver with our software, but the customer support-raped me into it.