Benedict

pr-noun: a legendary figure who is the envy of his friends. all the ladies want to be with him, all the men want to be him.
dave: dude, that benedict is so f-ckin’ cool, i just want to be him.
bill: me too. he gave my mum a spiderman monkeyface donkeypunch combo.
benedict is a man or so he may seem…
the brightest star in the galaxy

a wonder to our universe!
a benevolent being who if not being the s-xiest man on the planet is probably being the kindest.
people of the world be prepared because one day you may meet the benedict…our silent guardian, a watchful protector… a dark knight.
have no fear benedict is here!
probably the cutest pet one can have
females were all on me when they saw me walking my eggs benedict down the street.
(v) to f-ck over; to betray; to mislead
that lunatic totally benedicted me

wow! he should win the oscar for benedicting us.
noun: a traitor, a judas. also, a sell-out. named for benedict arnold, america’s most infamous betrayer (during the american revolution).
“callin’ me arnold, but you a benedict/ eazy-e saw your -ss and went in it quick.” — from ice cube’s “no vaseline”
an english guy whose best hobbies is lying and cheating. someone you shouldn’t hang out with if you want your reputation to be outstanding.
i found him kissing with someone else that wasn’t his girlfriend. he is such a benedict.
noun: a guy with an abnormally small and thick p-n-s, the shaft of said p-n-s resembles a miniaturized can of cola. also normally the p-n-s is accompanied by large, throbbing t-st-cl-s.
guy 1) want to see my d-ck?

guy 2) yeah sure, why not?

guy 1) there you go :d

guy 2) wtf is that? dude you are such a benedict!