Benita
an awesome girl of epic proportions. every guy would be lucky to have one of these as a girlfriend as she’s extremely friendly, loves making new friends and puts others before herself. she has amazing potential and just needs to unlock it through doing what she loves. she is adorable, cute, beautiful, gorgeous, hawt and s-xy at the same time. once you grab hold of one of these it is wise to not let go as it is extremely hard to get her back unless she deems you worthy. literally amazing person.
“dude see that s-xysauce girl over there, she’s such a benita”
in latin means “the blessed”. super hot mexican philipina girl whom everyone fantasizes about, but her salsa is just to hot for you she prefers cuban sausage. very sweet, outgoing, loves to laugh. but dont make her eyebrow frown the wrong way. that sweet face could easily turn to a crazy lady from deep below the depths of all h-ll. she so strong that she can put ancient martial arts moves on you and make you cr-p your pants!!! so beware and be nice…
“oh my that girl is sooo benita!!!”
“watch out she might pull a benita on your -ss!!!
a ‘benita’ is a person that is one-of-a-kind. a ‘benita’ is extremely tall, extremely italian, and extremely ashby. a ‘benita’ is one of those kinds of people that everyone loves, because it is extremely hard to hate this kind of person. this type of person has a knack for making others laugh, loves music, and dreams big. it would be a shame for people to not know and love a ‘benita’.
dude, that benita over there is playing ninja and winning. she’s made of awesome.
a benita is a small hyperactive indian child who moves her hands alot when she speaks, she has a p-ssion for edward scissor hands, and enjoys the sims, she can talk to birds & speak very very fast. people enjoy benita because she is indian. she makes nice latina fresh, and lives in a cresent. she’s henni she’s high & pumpkin pies with sesame seeds are her favorite, bandaids soother her.
“oh my she’s acting like a benita today”
“oh golly she’s doing a benita”
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