Benito


benito is a really cool guy to be arounf.you can count on him for anything.he’ll always be there for you.hes weird,awkward all that fun stuff but hes a true friend.hes also a really good lover.hes cute and awesome.hes a one of a kind person you should always have around you.
benito made me feel better about myself today. love friend
person who experiences rage and anger.
an individual who longs for an apology.
person 1: hey man you get that touchpad today?
person 2: no man, i was so benitoed over it.
crazy, fun people. full of energy, welcoming, usually the life of the party. fun to be around.
“man, shes such a benito.”
“invite some benito girls.”
“i wish he was a little more benito.”
nyphomaniac or nympho
guy 1: d-mn, did you see that girl?
guy 2: nah.
guy 1: to bad, she looked like she’d be a total benito.
someone who shows up to work whenever they like.
bob: i haven’t seen jim at work today.

frank: yeah he is totally pulling a benito.

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