Benton’s Law
as any discussion about apple vs. microsoft grows larger, the probability that a linux troll will spoil everything approaches 1.
windows user: windows 7 is microsoft’s best os ever. loads faster, uses fewer resources, and is much more secure.
apple user: feh, mac os solved those problems years ago. besides, it’s written for the hardware it runs on, so it’s much more stable and a lot faster.
linux user: f-ckin kool-aid drinkers! only loosers (sic) use an off-the-shelf os. real hax0rz use linux. your all p-ss-es for falling for micro$oft’s bullsh-t, and macs r 4 f-gs. enjoy being b-ttraped, n00bz.
windows user: i wondered how long it would take someone to pull benton’s law out of his -ss.
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