berekt


a man and or woman whom enjoys masturbating to children’s television shows
a man with a painfully small p-n-s often under 2 inches while erect

a man with a painfully small d-ck often not surp-ssing 2 inches erect
that lady is so wierd she was tickling her jingles while watching spongebob
that guy in the locker room is such a berekt his t-st-cl-s hung lower than his p-n-s lololol

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