Bernie Maccing
bernie maccing is slang for finishing a cigarette or joint very quickly by smoking the entire content in a single long drag.
one who is trying to finish the smoking content in a single drag is attempting to bernie mac the cigarette.
in order for the drag to be cl-ssified as a bernie mac the individual must attempt to smoke the entire blunt, spliff, joint, cigarette, cigar in a single long and deep drag as made famous by comedic legend bernie mac in the movie bad santa.
it is common knowledge that bernie mac died of pneumonia brought on by smoking a m-ssive twelve inch joint in a single drag while having a m-ssive chronic session with snoop dogg.
bernie maccing a joint has been scientifically proven as the best way to by-p-ss the puff puff p-ss rule when smoking with mates.
the term bernie maccing a cigarette/joint originated in the balgowlah region of the northern beaches, australia and has become ingrained in bally boy slang and penetrated bally boy culture to a significant degree.
friend 1 “yo dude bernie mac the sh-t out of that blunt so we can get back to the party.”
friend 2 “oh fo sho my n-gg- i’mma hit this sh-t.”
black guy “sh-t n-gg- its the f-ckin one time you better bernie mac that joint before they gaff your -ss and send you to the pen.”
person 1 “yo watch me bernie mac this cigarette.”
-person 1 takes a ten second drag and starts coughing terribly-
person 2 “hey man you best stop bernie maccing these cigarette’s your lung capacity is good but you aint no snoop dogg
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