Bert Algood
a teacher that loves squirrels because he crashed his chopper in vietnam and he lived with the squirrels when he was a pow. they combed his hair and his mustache in exchange for his nuts lol. so that is how they became companions.
anyone see bert algood screwin that squirrel the other day?
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