bertrand
a word used to describe a perfect man that you absolutley want to marry.
wow.i met this guy last night and he seems like such a bertrand.
a person who looks like an -sshole but is actually really awesome
you should give him a chance, he is totally a bertrand.
in a moving vehicle: to closely follow someone in an aggressive manner in an attempt to p-ss them on the interstate or highway. often times, the vehicle attempting to be p-ssed is already exceeding the speed limit so the person doing the bertranding ends up looking like a d-ck
girl i’m going 90 in a 65 and this car behind me is on my -ss trying to p-ss me. she needs to stop her d-mn bertranding before i go off.
a dirty, half n-gg-r who constantly b-tches about seemingly unimportant things, n-body enjoys the company of, and smells like dirty -sshole.
dude, i just sh-t a bertrand.
one who likes the same s-x, in other words, a h-m-s-xual.
chip, you are such a bertrand.
an extremely fat h-m- who can consume 2,000 pounds of bacon at once. he enjoys making videos attempting to look cool by dancing with his pants down.
should not play soccer without a shirt (this can save young girls lives since they will not need to see his sweaty fat rolls)
thinks he can someday have s-x but is toooo fat to do so.
omg that kid is such a bertrand, did you notice how the ground shook when he played jump rope??!?!?!?!?!!?
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