Bert’s Apple Crumble
simply, its where one places an apple pie (favorably, the kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps -n-s, and begins -n-l intercourse with the said -rs-hole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal p-ssage. the end resulting j-zzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, a delacasy in certain parts of the world.
the act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known doc-mentation of women trying bert’s apple crumble have been found.
mikey the stand in drummer had never tried bert’s apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a h-m–erotic band practice.
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