bertuzzi
declared the best power forward in the nhl by peers, one who sticks up for a team mate, admits wrong doing and helped canucks from becoming obsolete
-steve moore had it coming when he gave markus naslund a concussion
-even if steve was h-t “fairly” as
opposed to being hit from behind, bertuzzi would still own his -ss silly
-step down tyson, bertuzzi can beat the sh-t out of anyone
-one of the few giants that can puck handle and score
similar to the donkey punch, however a broken neck is required and then after -j-c-l-t–n, your entire hockey team must dog pile ontop of both of you. it is recommended, although not necessary, that the broken neck occur before the dog pile.
aww man , he tried a donkey punch and gave her the bertuzzi
to deliver a devastating cheap shot from behind.
i never could’ve beat that guy in a fair fight, so i bertuzzied him instead. he’s still in the hospital.
to attack from behind
watch your back. don’t wanna get bertuzzied
verb. a) to work with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending someone off with the other.
b) to almost kill someone
“i bertuzzied cheryl at work yesterday”
“you almost killed her?”
“no, i worked with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending her off with the other.”
“oh. you should go to jail.”
to maul; take out
i got bertuzzied last night in the mosh pit.
quite simply the best power forward in the game right now. he combines finesse with brute strength, and talent with grit. he’s got it all, he can score or set up a pretty goal or lay a clean hit to change the momentum of a game and isn’t afraid to crash the net.
he’s a good guy with a family and kids that contributes to charity like all the canucks, he stood up for his team mate, best friend and captain and made a mistake like all we all do; he has more than paid for his.
any team would be lucky to have a player like todd on their team. he’s one of the most popular(he led all western conference vote getters for the 03/04 season) and hated players in the league (either jealous or afraid). arguably one of the most exciting players as well; when he and linemate naslund click, they’re unstoppable.
i love todd bertuzzi, he’s an amazing hockey player.
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