Berwald


a berwald is an extremely tall guy, usually with blond hair and gl-sses, who keeps a scary expression most of the time. underneath his scariness, he is a real sweetheart and is very reliable. berwalds have a tendency to claim people as their “wife” and will most likely stay with and protect that person with their lives.
person 1: i met this scary guy at ikea, but he was such a sweetie.

person 2: he must be a berwald.

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