Bescumber
definition: to spray with poo.
i will besc-mber the toilet seat
can you imagine what besc-mber means? i tried really hard but, couldn’t.
it means in its exact definition (i take no credit for it): besc-mber is just one of many words in the english language that basically mean “to spray with poo”. these are: bedung, beray, immerd, sharny, and the good ol’ sh-tten. in special cases, you can use bemute (specifically means to drop poo on someone from great height), shard-born (born in dung), and fimicolous (living and growing on cr-p)
wtf that dude just besc-mbered you!
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