best buy

a corporate electronics store that doesn’t care what electronics you buy, as long as you buy “extras” with it. no one in the company besides from the ceo’s and the investors have any kind of degree after high school, or if they do they won’t stay there long because they can’t stand all the bullsh-t propaganda.
best buy employee at register: hi welcome to best buy. will you be putting this purchase on you best buy card today?
customer: no.
employee: would you like to sign up for a best buy card today?
customer: no thanks.
employee: do you have a best buy rewards card?
customer: no.
employee: would you like to sign up? it’s only $9.99 and for every $125 you spend…
customer: no thanks.
employee: would you like to purchase an extended service plan on this? if anything goes wrong in the next 4 years…
customer: no.
employee: would you like to sign up for 4 free weeks of sports ill-strated or entertain…
customer: no
employee: would you like to try netflix free for 2…
customer: no.
employee: would you like to try a free trial of rhapsody music service? it allows you to…
customer: no!
employee: your purchase today enables you to get a free trial of an internet service provider. we offer aol, net zero…
customer: no god d-mnit!
employee: the cables that come with this are very low quality. i would recommend getting some monster cables. they’re only 69.99 and will greatly increase sound and picture quality.
customer: what the f-ck is your problem???
employee: would you like any extra batteries to go with your remote?
customer: f-ck you!
employee: on the bottom of your receipt there’s a survey and if you do it you will be put in a drawing to win a $500 best buy gift card.
customer: shut up! just shut the f-ck up!!!
an unholy retail industry that has redundant training, and providing you survive, will indoctrinate you into their low level “blue shirt” cult. the blue-shirts think they are truly respected by upper level management because of the brainwashing recieved during training, but really, they are laughed at whenever seen.
best buy has become the mecca of nerds, the blue shirts are the priests that molest them.
a major store containing a wide variety of electronic-related items, as well as books, microwaves, refrigerators, and chairs. best buy is known for p-ssing off people too stupid to know how to purchase things correctly, or too stupid to know how to work properly. specifically, the people who posted definitions of best buy before this proper definition.
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if you purchase a dvd the day/week it comes out, best buy gives you a discount on it.
a large retail electronics company located all over the world, that offers reward zone, credit cards, service and replacement plans, magazines and millions of other things no one actually needs. their cashiers also need to give a 10 hour speech to each customer, which makes the lines extremely long.
cashier: hi how are u today?
customer: good u
cashier: im great! did u find everything okay today?
customer: uh yeah.
cashier: super! are u a rewards zone member?
customer: no and i dont want-
cashier: great! ill go ahead and sign u up for a free membership today! all i need is ur phone number and address
customer: no i really dont want one, i have too many cards
cashier: oh come on its free! every time u spend $250 u get $5 back and other discount coupons on popular items!
customer: alright fine..
cashier: and im gonna give u some information about our reward zone credit card that gives u double the points for using it in the store and regular points wen u use it outside of best buy.
customer: ok..
cashier: and on this item we have a 4 year service plan for $99.99. it covers, dust, heat, humidity, normal wear and tear, power surge, and any defects with the product.
customer: no ill be fine without it.
cashier: i would highly recommend it, considering if u deal with the manufacturer, u would end up paying for shipping and handeling as well as some parts and if best buy couldnt fix this item for u they would give u a new one.
customer: ill live without it.
cashier: well if u wanna think about it, u have 30 days to come back and purchase it. and to thank you for shopping with us today we are giving you 8 weeks risk free of either people, entertainment weekly, sports ill-strated, or time magazine, which ones do u like?
customer: no thank u.
cashier: are u sure? it would make a great present. wouldnt ur wife like people?
customer: no i already get enough magazines and i will forget to cancel it.
cashier: well with the 2nd to last issue it comes along with a card that notifies u cancel the trial, its very easy
customer: no thats really okay, i dont want it.
cashier: alright ur total is $456.98…okay do u want ur receit with u or in the bag
customer: the bag
cashier: okay and on the bottom of ur receit there is a website u can go to. bestbuycares.com and if u take a fast survey its a chance to win a 10,000 dollar shopping spree.
and ur all set. thank u have a great day!
noun, the h-llish fire-beast of corporate america that disolves childrens minds and brings horrifying amounts of debt to those who follow it. the only known remedy is suicide.

derived from the famed “beast of buying”
a mythical creature from the depth of h-ll sent to force those with weak const-tutions to purchase items well beyond their price range.

see also: h-ll beast bargain burning flesh
hey honey i’m going to best buy.

look at all the great deals, here at best buy.

i love best buy.

best buy is great.

best buy took my children from me because i bought a d-mn tv and the fine print on the contract said they could.
a bunch of idiots in yellow shirts trying to sell you overpriced goods they know nothing about. you are cl-ssified as an “angel” or a “demon” based upon how much of your money the store is able to capture. once you’ve bought the product, god help you if you need to return it because there is a 15% restocking fee. a good place to go to try a product before you buy it online!
i buy a big screen tv at $2000usd. the tv turns out to be incompatible with my equipment because the sales -ssociate mis-informed me. i return the tv and get stuck paying 15% ($300usd) for nothing! bravo bestbuy, bravo.
a corporate electronics store that doesn’t care what electronics you buy, as long as you buy “extras” with it. no one in the company besides from the ceo’s and the investors have any kind of degree after high school. a store filled with weird managers.
-everyone standing around by the cash register-

best buy manager comes by – “are you guys ready for some roleplaying??”