Best Jokes
the king of all jokes. a form of joke that requires an explanation of the punch line before any laughter can be had. the punch line should not deliver a blow of hilarity until it is clearly explained why it is funny to begin with.
t: who is the smartest person you know?
k: tarik…hahahaha
t: i don’t get it?
k: it’s funny because tarik is mentally r-t-rded.
t: oh now i get it…hahahaha, the best jokes!
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