Besta


(best • ah) 1. (adv.) a replacement for any adverb in the english language.
2. (interjection) a replacement for any greeting, inquiry, and/or affirmative exclamation. the addition of “not” following besta can be used in place of any negative exclamation.
3. (definite article) a replacement for “the”
4. (pr-noun) can replace any pr-noun in the english language
5. (adj.) at the speaker’s discretion, it can replace an adjective
as a adverb — besta p-ss me the pepper

as a greeting — the beaver: hi, wally! wally: besta!

as a inquiry– wally: i feel sick. beaver: besta? wally: yeah, besta got drunk last night.

as an affirmative exclamation — wally: want to get krunked and find some hos? beaver: besta!

as a negative exclamation — wally: do you want to call it an early night? beaver: besta not!

as a definite article — wally: besta cops broke down mah door and took mah crack pipe.

as a pr-noun — beaver: besta smells like yo momma’s coochie.

(note: there is some debate amongst scholars as to the validity of besta as a verb and noun. the liberal school of thought views besta as both a noun and verb as well.
ex. verb — wally: beaver, can you besta me a rubber for me and mah ho?
ex. noun — beaver: besta forgot dem besta and she gave me gonorrhea.)
you better
“you besta text me this summer so we can chill”

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