Bestford


bestford (noun, verb, adjective):

describes acts of:
– campness
– poor punctuality
– terrible ict skills
– pr-nounced facial hair (see hair under nose)
– a biology legend
– any other comical act
– maverick

the bestford is also a unit of measurement(db), where

1db = 4.74e-17 p-rs-cs
that guy is doing a bestford.
hes going cut his tash like bestford.
he has a bestford.
she/he walks like bestford.
arrest that man, he got his bestford out.

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