Bette Midler
when performing oral s-x, a man (or woman) spreads the v-g-n- and proceeds to blow directly into it. also known as the “wind beneath my wings.”
when he gave me the bette midler, i knew it was true love.
legendary singer, actress and comedian known for her br-ssy singing, and her vibrant stage persona. born in hawaii, bette went on to star in films such as the rose, beaches and the first wives club. midler also conquered the music charts with “from a distance” and “wind beneath my wings”.
i went to see bette midler in her kiss my br-ss concert last night.
one of the guitars belonging to andrew vanwyngarden of mgmt, bette is a usa workshop series 61 south. she’s adored by the fans and was used in mgmt’s first tour, which began in 2008. bette was also used in the latter part of the 2010 congratulations tour.
fan 1: look, it’s andrew and bette midler!
fan 2: how attractive!
fan 1: yeah, and andrew’s looking nice too.
born 1 december 1945, bette midler is the most icnredible female singer/actress/comedienne/performer the world has known.
i would sell my louis vuitton collection for tickets to bette midler’s concert.
bette midler is much better than barbra stresisand. and everybody knows it.
the long form of the abbreviation bm as well as the proper euphemism for defecation.
man, that burrito isn’t sitting well…i really have to make a bette midler.
someone that looks pretty, cute, handsome or attractive “from a distance” but as they get closer end up being unattractive.
d-mn, who’s that across the street. he’s cute, he’s coming our way. oh wait, he’s nasty… that’s a bette midler, looked better “from a distance.”
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