Betty Crocker
a chick who is always ready to spread for your frosting!
“ready when you are,
and even you’re not,
that’s betty crocker ready to spread {for} frosting”.
a 1970’s tv jingle for
betty crocker ready-to-spread frosting.
the word {for} was added.
a woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
she created crockercorps
see also batterwitch for further detail
eb: the gushers were made by betty crocker!!
tg: wow
eb: i know… is nothing sacred?
when a male is performing -n-l s-x with a woman and the woman is making him a sammich.
i was hungry and h-rny, so we did the betty crocker
to make prepackaged baked goods.
use of this term is meant to replace the word “bake”. it acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent.
can be used with products of other names.
i betty crockered some m-ffins last night.
i’m going to betty crocker a cake tonight, want a piece?
when one is caking to the extreme level they are now pr-nounced betty crocker no matter the gender
” dam where is mike at bro i havent seen him in a minute”
” he always be caked up with his girl 24/7 bro like its even not funny yo”
“damm im call that man betty crocker from now on!”
when a girl is wearing waayyyy too much make-up, sh-t looks caked on.
“yo that girl is straight betty crocker man, looks like she been using deluxe cake mix all over her face”
the act of getting your -sshole eaten out with a spoon.
scott says “mess with me again and you’ll receive a betty crocker!”
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