Betty Floored


the state of being completely bewildered at the degree of alcoholism or drug addiction one is witnessing.
x: wow, you wouldn’t believe the horrific texts and phone calls i’ve been getting from robert since he fell off the wagon.

y: did you recommend rehab?

x: i didn’t even know what to say! i was completely floored. i was betty floored.

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