beverage relativist


a person who has loose standards regarding the naming and preparation of beverages.
the bartender, clearly a beverage relativist, served me pepsi when i’d definitely asked for a c-ke.

beverage relativists may disagree, but it’s clear that some varieties of punch are superior to others.

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