Bhargav
(n) the s-xiest man on the block
dang! that guy is such a bhargav.
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according to hindu mythology, “bhargav” is the other name of “shukracharya”, who is a teacher of devils in h-ll.
“devyani” is a daughter of “bhargav”.
1) person with incredible propensity for throwing a spanner in the works.
2) also referred to as danda drawing from the hindi word for bamboo or stick
3) person of dark complexion, aerodynamic physique, inexistent profile and human-flight-capability. such a person is known to refer to his p-n-s as the dark knight
a. john: we were having a good game of basketball till adam came along and took a dump on the ball and then dragged his -ss across the court leaving sh-t-stains all over
bob: he just did a bhargav
b. question: what does bhargav say when he sees – (i) a female buffalo’s -ss (ii) a palm tree with a hole in its bark (iii) a black bowling ball?
answer: “the dark knight rises”
bhargav (hebrew and african-american origins) is a vile, colloqual and derogatory term used to describe an individual who displays features (physical and otherwise) of douchebaggery.
calling someone a bhargav is the ultimate insult, because bhargav’s generally tend to be extremely f-ggy and b-tchy and tend to make extraordinarily stupid and lame jokes that are repeated for years on end.
tom: hey man, that guy is so gay. he keeps p-ssing me off!
dante: yes, i most certainly do agree. he’s giving out some douchebag vibes
tom: yes i agree, he’s just being a bhargav.
in indian parlance, bhargav means a huge ego the size of mt. everest, and a serial flirt, but females percieve him to be gay.
d-mn michael stop being a bhargav, the girl does not seem to be enjoying it..
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