Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder
your s-xuality depends on your mood. it’s constantly changing and can quickly happen.
day 1
loren: i’m as-xual. i don’t want anyone.
day 2
loren: i feel like f-cking.
day 3
loren: i’m aromantic. f-ck off.
day 4
loren: i’m so h-rny! i think i have bi-polar s-xuality disorder
day 5
loren: nah, i’m straight.
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