Bible Hugger

a person that loves the bible too much and practically worships apon the person (god) they never even met before! usually tries to force religion on others. calls others satanists that don’t beleive and/or don’t go to church.
1. like omg jose called me a satanists just cuz i like marilyn manson what a bible hugger.
someone who is most likely a christian that depends solely on the bible for support, for they know without it they are nothing. inside they feel insecure and unsafe, denying the fact that they are alone, trapped inside their minds with an empty smile. one who is saddly praised for being what they are, only because the most powerful person in america is one.
“hey you! what are you doing with a bible at school?”
-glances around uneasily-
“be…becau…”
-runs off in the direction of baptist church-
someone who carries the bible with them, reads it or say they read it, but does not quote it properly or in the right context.
that bible hugger wouldn’t know jesus if he was carrying his crucifix down main street.
a general slur for the christian community who are exposed to the mind-controlling manner of preachers to rant how none of us are perfect, we’re all sinners, and some goof died on the cross and he’s somehow perfect, yet a human being.

like n-gg-rs, bible huggers are an invasion of the rightful population of america. they use the belief that we’ll all die and go to heaven if we be good. they use that as an excuse not to be afraid of death. bible huggers are laughably easy to spot in a crowd of normal people, and are worthy for every time they are singled out in public.

another thing, these so-called christians very seldom keep a lifestyle that is demanded by their little bible book. they still judge people, make smart remarks, complain about they way things are, and argue with anyone who has different beliefs than them. -ssuming there really is a heaven, for every single person who makes it up there, there are far over a thousand who get sent to h-ll. it’s hard as h-ll (pun intended) to truly live by the bible. do you have any idea how many gospel singers are burning in h-ll right now?
“mike is such a bible hugger. he seems like he’s always happy for no reason. it’s starting to freak me out.”

“schools in adams county are cracking on the bible hugger problem. the ten commandments have been removed from the lawn of the high school, and expression of religion is now against the rules of the handbook. one job done. now they just have to get rid of the preps, then the f-gs.”