Bible-humping
the act of loving the bible so much, you may as well be humping it
jerry falwell is a bible-humper
the act of using g-d as an excuse to date someone. in some extreme cases cheating can be involved. it often follows bible dumping.
austin: i know were like best friends and all, but g-d is really telling me i need to be with your ex right now.
carlee: we’re not doing anything wrong, after all, g-d intended this.
jacob: as if getting dumped by g-d wasn’t enough, i caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.
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