Bible puppet
a bible puppet is someone who bases all of their life decisions and judgement on what they read in the bible, as if it’s a literal set of rules. however, this causes them to miss out on certain fun activities and misjudge other, based on their upbringing or religious faiths.
ned: until this, i never thought homer and marge were bad parents, but now i know you kids need a less h-llbound family!
maude: i don’t judge homer and marge. that’s for a vengeful g-d to do.
homer: stupid flanders! he’s such a bible puppet.
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