Biddeford

a small town in southern maine that worships its hs football team. heavily french-canadian community, most elders are bi-lingual. hosts a franco-american heritage festival every summer called la kermesse. not a bad place if you know which sections and people to avoid.
a small coastal town in southern maine, biddeford is often referred to as a ghetto which is not entirely correct it is merely an opinion created by some people in saco who believe in a strong rivalry between the two cities who for the rest of this definition will be referred to as “individuals defining individuals of towns” or i.d.i.o.t.s. biddeford is not entirely a ghetto full of gangs as shown in this easy to follow explanation going up biddeford’s hills. 1 being the lowest point of the hill and 5 being the highest.
1. poor people
2. apartments
3. here there be gangs (fake white gangs that don’t actually do anything but talk a lot of smack)
4. middle cl-ss families in small homes and apartments
5. houses with upper middle cl-ss and upper cl-ss families.
– this does not include biddeford pool or the area near the high school. pike street was used as an example to make this.

now i.d.i.o.t.s may tell you that we are all french canadian drunks but the truth is that we are not. what they won’t tell you is that saco once housed a branch of the k.k.k. who tried to march against the irish and french factory workers in biddeford… we held them off… with bricks. which is probably how i.d.i.o.t.s became such p-ss-es. and that is my definition of biddeford.
me: hey want to head over to alex pizza and get something to eat?

i.d.i.o.t.: no way i’d rather die then go into biddeford that place is full of gangs!

me: … wow guess who just lost out on a great friendship, a fun trip, and -rg-smic pizza…

i.d.i.o.t.: what ever you live in biddeford they won’t kill you

me: you trojan loyalists have been p-ss-es ever since the k.k.k. incident. what ever man i hope i never see you again…
a place located in southern maine. it’s home to a bunch of gangster wannabe douche bags, and sl-ts who can’t keep their legs closed. hence the large amount of pregnant girls under the age of 20. most people who claim they’re gonna “beat somebody’s -ss” from here, never do anything. bunch of people from biddeford are all talk. fake -ss people only a few true folks.
you wear your pants below your waist, you must be another one of those biddeford clowns.

“i smoke, i drink, i get into fights! because i’m from biddeford maine!”
a small town in southern maine that worships its abosolute sh-tty hs football team. heavily french-canadian -ssholes, most elders are bi-lingual, not in english. hosts a franco-american heritage festival every summer called la kermesse which is overpriced and overrated and full of drunks. not a bad place if you know that you should really be on the other side of the bridge.
hey you want to drive through biddeford to get to kennebunk?

answer: no, i’d rather die.