biddie

a girl that wears heels too high to remain coordinated and clothes so tight and/or short that she knows her goods will fall out/show but still acts like it’s an accident so all the boys pay attention to her.
that biddie needs to simmer – her coochie cutter skirt and high as h-ll payless shoes are attracting the wrong kind of attention.
a biddie, while difficult to define accurately while avoiding confusion, is a college age female who falls under some, most, or all of these descriptions.

-often short/pet-te
-gullible, easily tricked
-wears spandex pants, a miniskirt barely covering the vag, or anything from american apparel
-footwear consists of uggs, boots with fur on them, heels, or some combination of the three
-enjoys biddie songs (low by flo rida ft. t-pain, shake that by eminem ft. nate dogg, etc)
-at least 80% of their facebook pictures would render them unemployable if leaked
-does not remember the last weekend that did not involve a hangover
-the couches in the g street bas-m-nt are equivalent to a 5-star resort
-dreams of being a woman from desperate housewives
-smirnoff ice = ideal pregame
-“so what’s your major?” is absolutely a legit pickup line
-wakes up in weird places
-the purpose of the bathroom/kitchen sink is obviously as a courtesy for you when you get sick
-resides in the burlington, vt area during the academic semester
the theme for sat-rday’s party is “dude bros and biddie hoes”
1. in generic usage, the female counterpart of a bro. where a bro is overly male, overly stupid, and often intoxicated, the biddie is overly female, overly stupid, and often intoxicated. may connote a distorted fashion sense, sense of direction, and/or sense of time. pejorative (what a biddy!) but can also be used in a friendly context.

2. a potential for s-x. this usage emphasizes the positive aspects of femininity (being hot, being available) and does not always (but can) encomp-ss the more pejorative connotations of the word.

3. a total mess. this usage emphasizes the pejorative aspects (falling over, poorly/sl-ttily dressed, drunk) and does not always (but can) encomp-ss the more complimentary connotations of the word.

4. also, anyone who goes to american university in dc.
1. look at those biddies with their little black dresses. they’re a hot mess.

2. yeah, i wanna take -that- biddy home tonight.

3. hahaha, those biddies are trying to swipe into the dorm with their credit cards.
an attractive young woman
d-mn, check out all the biddies on the boardwalk.
hit of lsd.
i just took a biddie man and i feel like i’m flying.
a high maintenance girl who, though reasonably attractive, is usually meant to be a sp-ce-filler at parties and does not offer social skills or intelligence.
biddy girl: where are all the hot guys at this party? andrew only invited biddies.

hipster girl: i would not be caught dead at that party. it’s only going to be bros and biddies.
a woman or girl that is fine as h-ll and who you wanna get with. a biddie is not the same as a hoe or sl-t. a biddie is a regular, s-xy girl, and not all girls are biddies, only the do-able ones.
d-mn dude, look at that biddie over there..
biddie is a uk reference for old people.
some biddie asked me to turn my pod down on the bus

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