bifkinder surprise
the origins lie with tom an harry hardcore,
the meaning of a ‘bifkinder surprise’ is basically contact with the bifkin whether pleasureale or painful, a tickle or a kick!
“phwoar, that dirty swine gev me a right painful bifkinder surprise with his steel toe-caps”
originates from the word bifkin although i thought it up in bens car the other day. basically it is when someone makes contact with your biff! in either a pleasurable way (a kiss for example) or a painful way (eg. a kick!) though obviously a kick is way more of a surprise. heh
‘he came up behind me and gave me a harsh bifkinder surprise, then he pinched my wallet, the f-g!’
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