Big Ass Syndrome
a tendency for the gluteus to be ever there.
abbreviated b.a.s
see also: jumpulous
patient: doctor b i’m having difficulty fitting into my jeans.
doctor b: i’m afraid you have a severe case of
b.a.s. very advanced, the best i’ve ever seen!
patient: b.a.s.?! omg doctor, what is that?!
doctor b: big ay-ss syndrome!!
(big -ss syndrome)
a condition where one’s -ss is too big, creating a small waist line. it is known to make it impossible for one to find jeans that don’t fall down and expose the -ss crack. some people believe it to be tacky and avoidable, but it tends to be quite frustrating for those who experience it.
i appears that i have big -ss syndrome and should invest in a belt.
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