Big Chocolate


an awesome death metal vocalist named cameron argon, who goes by big chocolate. he loves cereal, dogs, simple solutions, lady in red, annoying frank mullen, fist-pumping, and making videos everyday. he is currently the vocalist for the bands burning the m-sses, disfiguring the g-ddess, and abominable putridity.

he’s cool to drive.
big c. fan: not even!
friend: not even what?
big c. fan: i hate it when people don’t understand my references towards big chocolate.
friend: do you like it a lot?
big c. fan: yeah.
friend: simple solutions!
a male who will not stop trying to impress females by trying to act like a ‘big shot’. calling someone a ‘big chocolate’ is satirical in nature; ladies love chocolate, so this person (metaphorically speaking) will constantly portray themselves as a ‘big chocolate’ in hopes to get the girl to love them too or lure them in.
antonio sure is acting like a big chocolate again. he has already taken 4 pictures of himself at the gym and posted them on facebook.

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