big dave
the bloke from the pot noodle advert
want some pot noodle big dave?
4 more definitions
any particular person that can get things done, through either legal or illegal means.
boy: “awww man, that mp3 player costs a bomb”
other boy “ma mate big dave can get u that cheap as chips”
to roll a double shotgun roach for a joint. a roach which has got four mini roaches inside it. as rolled by big dave.
1: that’s a fat joint, what is it?
2: it’s a big dave
when ones trousers have been pulled to their ankles and had the gurth of an oak tree pummeling the persons backside because of economic and financial decisions.
lee:oi this bottle cost me £3.50!
andy: that’s a big dave if ever i saw one.
chris: a royal raping at it’s best.
a big blue cartoon mammoth that is related to the archaeology cl-ss of hrsfc 2003-2005
“look its big dave!”
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