big dick bandit


a person who has an above-average sized c-ck and seeks out females to put the c-ck to use. usually a person that sneaks up on women and whips it out.
eric watched as mr. collins approached the girl secretly from behind, and he said, “watch out, here comes the big d-ck bandit!”
someone with a large p-n-s. a phrase made popular by the drake/lil’ wayne song “im going in”
“i’m just doing me and you could never understand. chicks get hammered, big d-ck bandit. money flowin’ like a slit wrist no bandage.” – drake
is when you f-ck a girl, and then insert a 10-foot pole, and watch the b-tch cry and bleed, then knock her the f-ck out and leave.
angel was h-rny one night and called his friend over and when she came over he pulled a big d-ck bandit
a man with a less than average size p-n-s that steals the p-n-ses of larger men.
e:i’m a total big d-ck bandit and you just can’t stand it.

l:you steal the d-cks of men?

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