Big Jay
noun 1. also known as shameek is commander-in-chief of an illicit “blue diamond” scheme in little guyana, new york (1964- present). women want him, men want to be him, children and animals fear him. often sporting layers of gold jewelry and a velour sweat suit he can be found in any “waste man” bar in queens. he prides himself on his facebook mobile uploads often capturing a very filling meal, and inappropriate undertones of fornification. several warrants have been released for his arrest so the streets can be safe and curry free again. some call him a friend, others call him the very reason why women carry pepper spray.
2.a cylindrical person of questionable moral values and even more questionable -ssociates. can be found rolling around urban venues and laughing to himself while his comrades cheer him on.
3. a person or persons that may or may not have been involved in the 1996 kentucky fried chicken recipe theft.
i once believed there would be a tomorrow until i encountered the wrath of big jay.
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