Big Johnny


new york slang for a man that all the girls want and all the men want to kick his -ss.
“if i catch that big johnny with my woman again he’s a dead m-f-!”
a big johnny is when a girl is being gang-banged by two men; one p-n-s in her mouth and the other in her v-g-n-. if both men come simultaneously, she then pulls the p-n-ses out so that they -j-c-l-t- on each other’s p-n-ses.
i was in a threesome once and we did a big johnny. my d-ck was sticky for three whole days.

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