big mac attack

the sudden urge to eat a “big mac” from miccie-dees (mcdonald’s). teary eyes and a drooling mouth are some symptoms.
kid:i am having a bic mac attack get me a dam burger!

me: will some one get this kid a happy meal!!?!?!?!?
what happens after a frater has imbibed both a large quant-ty of alcohol and spicy food in the same evening. after said individual has p-ssed out, the ferocious amount of feces which is launched into his pants while unconcious is both sickening and amazing. this is called a bigmac attack.
dude, i drank 18 beers and a bottle of jaeger at the chilifest. i woke up in a field and must have had a bigmac attack, because my pants were filled with cr-p and i had lesions on my cheeks.
when you’re raped by a fast food employee
carrie had a big mac attack last week.
holy sh-t bro!
when a woman sh-ts out her p-ssy, usually when she squeezes too hard in an attempt to queef, after shes eatin a bean borrito from taco bell
“she let out the big mac attack on me while i was f-ckin her…. dont trust her.”